Why bother to write about cars? Cars are cars are cars, right? Yes and no.
They will ruin your life.
You will spend months trying to get them repaired because there are no parts for these cars, because parts have to be ordered from the mainland at an exorbitant cost, and no one on the island knows how to fix them except for Crazy Jack (a name I just made up) and the cost for fixing your car is your first born child, and he has a waiting list four months long.
Heee heee heee. Evil laugh #1032. And Crazy Jack isn’t known for his honest work, either.
A car that you might love to have on Oahu or in Texas, California, is not the same car you might want to have on Maui. Maui does not have a lot of competition, so prices are awful for new cars. Repair shops don’t have a lot of competition, so repair costs are also abysmal. If you know how to fix your own car, you will be a winner!
There are only a few real dealerships on Maui and one guy owns two major dealerships, which means guess what? NOT A LOT OF COMPETITION.
Let’s say you buy a new car on Maui. You could be screwed over buying the car or getting it serviced. If you buy a car somewhere else that you could have bought at a Maui dealership, the service department may still enjoy toying with you for months because they will know that you bought that car off-island.
Let’s say you ship your car to Maui. Is it even worth shipping? Does anyone on the island know how to fix it? How long will it take them? Will you be able to sell it for Blue Book value if you move?
In short, there are certain brands and makes of cars you don’t want on Maui. (Off the top of my head, I would avoid Jeeps, Land Rovers, VWs...etc...and this should be its own separate post one day.)
Also, certain automobiles are popular to steal on Maui!
Used cars have their own very unique dangers on Maui. There are certain used cars you don’t want to buy here, and there are dangers when buying used cars or transferring the title. (By the way, a used car that would be called a lemon elsewhere is called a “Maui Cruiser.”)
Even if you have the right kind of car for Maui, one with a high resale value that is easy to get repaired, the other problem is Maui’s climate which is hard on cars.
- Many houses do not include garages, so the outdoor sun and acidic rain will weather your car, leave weather spots on your windows,
- Dust and different kinds of pollen can stain your car.
- If you live close to the ocean, salt air will corrode your car.
- If those pitfalls don’t get you, Maui’s infamous pothole roads (depending on where you live) will get your car.
For electric vehicles, there are even some charging stations on Maui. But do you know how much it will cost to replace your battery? Usually $6,000 and up. Plus, finding a repair shop that will charge fairly for the work and not take two weeks to do it
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The theme of this year’s A to Z Challenge is Living on Maui: A Beginner’s SurvivalGuide. While I can’t include everything in only 26 short blog posts, this is my foolish attempt.
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